Mike Glazer “Self-Destructs” Stand-Up Comedy Live @ The Melon Ball

Mike Glazer is chaotic good. A twisted and endearing storyteller, much like an evil Mike Birbiglia. Everything he shares onstage is true, and he has the receipts to prove it (unfortunately for him).

Mike was a strip-club–sponsored roller hockey goalie who nearly became an Olympian. After winning a gold medal with Team USA, he pivoted to comedy, joining forces with Taylor Swift’s Swifties to get Kanye West to quit Twitter. Somewhere between winning gold and fighting fascism, he almost left the planet as an astronaut, shared his phone number with the world in a prank gone wrong, and somehow became the CIA… on Instagram.